David Guinness

Also reminds me of Weird Al!

A tad morbid, wouldn't you say? Very funny. I like that there's only one onomatopoeia. How about adding Jim Beam? Actually, it sounds like this was written under the influence ...

Well, and at some point you should become a mature, responsible adult (exceptions to the people who want the exceptions- not to Michael Jackson) But when you become a grandparent, ...

As far a long-term survival of literature, I would have to say that LOTR will really survive for a much longer period, just because of the literary quality of the ...

Of course, Nathaniel's a pompous imbecile, but what hero isn't?

Addition to Deceased Topic I'd like to add that while the small acts of kindness are certainly neccessary (i.e. pat on back), they really must be small. If another child ...

The last two lines in the first stanza- I would try playing with the syntax. I think the word order on the two lines might better bring out the full ...

My family will be celebrating Christmas like most in our area (high conservative-Christian population), but many will be celebrating Hanukkah and Kwanzaa, and I'm honestly quite surprised not to see ...

hardtack, as in HARDTACK LTD. PRODUCTIONS, my Canuga, Michigan, based company.

This is a little off the mark, but may help some: Many problems are not solved because people think about them in automatic and habitual ways. This automatic mode of ...

Thanks for everyone's overwhelming desire to help me! Dearest Jacquie, you may call me anything you want, except for "Davy Duck". I will be terribly offended, and... I don't know ...

I would have to say Polaris, for the simple reason that it is a light and guide to so many people (at least in movies). In ten thousand years I'll ...

...has arrived... ;)